Jesse Quotes

90 quotes by 68 authors

I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but… — Elayne Boosler
Colombe Josse is the older Jesse daughter. Colombe Jesse is also a sort of tall blonde leek who dresses like a penniless Bohemian. If there… — Muriel Barbery
I just voted for Jesse Jackson ! — Eddie Murphy
Jesse has opened for me extensively on the road so Iâ€™ve seen him do hundreds of sets. He is always super funny, has tons of… — Greg Giraldo
Jesse Joyce is a great writer. — Dave Attell
I find Jesse Jackson to be religiously, progressively old fashioned. — Jackie Jackson
One thing of the many things that I know about Jesse Jackson, he is persistent. — Jackie Jackson
Jesse Jackson, when I met him, he had an innocence about him which is still very much a part of him today. — Jackie Jackson
Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the… — Ulysses S. Grant
Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson? — Rush Limbaugh
I didn't have any role models really. My best friend was a dog. My mum and dad saved a dog from the gutter and that… — Ville Valo
... one thing people always ask me is 'How do you play outside?' ... I have no idea how to teach that, but when I… — John Scofield
At an early age Jesse often said he wanted to be a soldier, and before long he was one. He was there with his military… — Paula Gonzalez
He was highly annoyed by the series of triumphs by the marvelous colored American runner, Jesse Owens. People whose antecedents came from the jungle were… — Albert Speer
Jesse Jackson and Al Not-So-Sharpton would be lisping their ebonic mumbo-jumbo that the policy and the president are racist and bigoted. — Ted Nugent
I have been a fan of Jesse Terry since the first time I heard him. He's a humble - and humbling - talent. — Tony Arata
I have come to realize that Jesse Helms stands for everything in politics that is anathema to me. — William Weld
For some, time passes slowly. An hour can seem like an eternity. For others, there was never enough. For Jesse Tuck, it didn't exist. — Natalie Babbitt
Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant,… — Jack Handey
I'm not just gonna go after the black Jesse Jackson they all want to make fun of, but I know the wrong people are gonna… — Chris Matthews

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