Jeep Quotes

26 quotes by 23 authors

I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I… — Zach Braff
I, as school kid, was a member of the Civil Guard, something like today's NCC. We had to salute our officers who went round in… — Dhirubhai Ambani
You know it's important to have a Jeep in Los Angeles. That front wheel drive is crucial when it starts to snow on Rodeo Drive. — Christopher Guest
I learnt to drive at around eleven years old. In an old jeep on a field in Colorado. There were lots of ditches. I could… — David Lauren
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car has… — Janet Evanovich
I owned a Ferrari, a Range Rover, a Mercedes 560SL convertible, a Jeep Cherokee and a Nissan 300ZX. I can't remember the intricate decision tree… — Michael J. Fox
I shake my head. I pick up the rake and start making the dead-leaf pile neater. A blister pops and stains the rake handle like… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Donâ€™t start. I saw Marcie climb inside your Jeep.â€ â€œShe needed a ride.â€ I adopted a hands-on-hips pose. â€œWhat kind of ride?â€ â€œNot that kind… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Unfortunately, the Best Lord had condemned both vehicles as unsafe and instead I now leased a Pack Jeep I called Hector. Equipped with dual engines,… — Ilona Andrews
He gave Marcie a spare to the Jeepâ€”I should park this thing in the ocean, twenty feet under. — Becca Fitzpatrick
I just bought a Jeep painted like an American flag. No one better question how patriotic I am. — Blake Anderson
I had a jeep made up for Michael, and he would take it on tour, and he would hide behind it, like a curtain. — Rick Dees
An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble! — Bob Marley
I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW… — Bob Marley
She ain't never worried about a nigga gettin' weak, She hit the bleep, me and chinchilla in the jeep. — Max B
What kinda nigga wanna be like me? A nigga that wanna go get that new Lexus jeep. — Unknown Author
When Trench Town man stop laugh and block off traffic. Then dem wheel and pop off and dem start clap it. With the pin file… — Damian Marley
I paint a picture vividly as if Picasso's spirit entered me. Starin' at the Heavens, secluded in a tinted jeep. I'm sick of hearin' eulogies. — Cormega
Bixtchess Wannaa Fuck Whidd My Man, On The Other Hand Thingss Aint Aways Wat yu plannedd, Its The One Up In yure prom Picturess, Salon… — Nicki Minaj
Its the one up in yah prom pictures , salon witcha , now they wanna creep in yah man jeep — Aramani K Young

Who Wrote These Jeep Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 26 Jeep Quotes as follows: