Jeep Quotes
26 quotes by 23 authors
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I…
— Zach Braff
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I, as school kid, was a member of the Civil Guard, something like today's NCC. We had to salute our officers who went round in…
— Dhirubhai Ambani
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You know it's important to have a Jeep in Los Angeles. That front wheel drive is crucial when it starts to snow on Rodeo Drive.
— Christopher Guest
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I learnt to drive at around eleven years old. In an old jeep on a field in Colorado. There were lots of ditches. I could…
— David Lauren
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Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car has…
— Janet Evanovich
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I owned a Ferrari, a Range Rover, a Mercedes 560SL convertible, a Jeep Cherokee and a Nissan 300ZX. I can't remember the intricate decision tree…
— Michael J. Fox
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I shake my head. I pick up the rake and start making the dead-leaf pile neater. A blister pops and stains the rake handle like…
— Laurie Halse Anderson
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Don’t start. I saw Marcie climb inside your Jeep.†“She needed a ride.†I adopted a hands-on-hips pose. “What kind of ride?†“Not that kind…
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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Unfortunately, the Best Lord had condemned both vehicles as unsafe and instead I now leased a Pack Jeep I called Hector. Equipped with dual engines,…
— Ilona Andrews
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He gave Marcie a spare to the Jeep—I should park this thing in the ocean, twenty feet under.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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I just bought a Jeep painted like an American flag. No one better question how patriotic I am.
— Blake Anderson
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I had a jeep made up for Michael, and he would take it on tour, and he would hide behind it, like a curtain.
— Rick Dees
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An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!
— Bob Marley
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I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW…
— Bob Marley
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She ain't never worried about a nigga gettin' weak, She hit the bleep, me and chinchilla in the jeep.
— Max B
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What kinda nigga wanna be like me? A nigga that wanna go get that new Lexus jeep.
— Unknown Author
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When Trench Town man stop laugh and block off traffic. Then dem wheel and pop off and dem start clap it. With the pin file…
— Damian Marley
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I paint a picture vividly as if Picasso's spirit entered me. Starin' at the Heavens, secluded in a tinted jeep. I'm sick of hearin' eulogies.
— Cormega
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Bixtchess Wannaa Fuck Whidd My Man, On The Other Hand Thingss Aint Aways Wat yu plannedd, Its The One Up In yure prom Picturess, Salon…
— Nicki Minaj
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Its the one up in yah prom pictures , salon witcha , now they wanna creep in yah man jeep
— Aramani K Young
Who Wrote These Jeep Quotes
23 authors contributed a total of 26 Jeep Quotes as follows: