Jackson Quotes

432 quotes by 336 authors

I really wanted Michael Jackson to be in the first Men in Black, but he didn't want to be considered as an alien! — Barry Sonnenfeld
At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met… — Jay Leno
Got a light skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson, Got a dark skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson. — Kanye West
She got that good good, she Michael Jackson bad. I'm attracted to her with her attractive ass. — Lil Wayne
No one understandsI will never be the same. Utmost respect 4 Lauryn Hill. So beautiful. Very down to earth. Anyone who knows me knows shes… — Keri Hilson
Fuck michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fuck him. — Katt Williams
Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time!… — Dave Chappelle
Call me Phil Jackson, Shawty let me coach you, I could make the game real cold, U wasnt raised up right, No field goal. — Lola Monroe
I perform like Mike Anyone - Tyson, Jordan, Jackson, action. — Biggie Smalls
Samuel L. Jackson is truly a guru at what he does. Any man doing seven/eight films a year, you cant tell them shit. I [was]… — Busta Rhymes
I hit the mall and ball down. Call me young Steven Jackson. — Lil Twist
Little Jimmy Jackson is jackin' up his Bronco. — Jason Aldean
The Eurythmics, Prince, Michael Jackson. (On Favorite Musicians) — La Roux
I love, like, old vintage jackets and had this one that said Cobra on it from the Sylvester Stallone movie. And I had another one,… — Gabe Saporta
My mom was always listening to stuff like Madonna, Janet Jackson, a lot of pop music. And then when I would live with my dad,… — Hayley Williams
Fuck Jesse Jackson! — Cedric The Entertainer
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson. — Bart Simpson
Im a tortured soul, I live in disguise. Rest in peace to the leader of the Jackson 5. — Jay-Z
Im 22 years od and I meet my soulmate at the age of 14 and been with him since idh I meet him he diddnt… — Ashley Tibits
Your dick gets less action than Michael Jackson at a retirement home. — HamsterNuts

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