Irritating Quotes
155 Irritating quotes by 138 unique authors
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A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out.
— Daniel Handler
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When a man sees a dying animal, horror comes over him: that which he himself is, his essence, is obviously being annihilated before his eyes--is…
— Leo Tolstoy
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It was not their irritating assumption of equality that annoyed Nicholai so much as their cultural confusions. The Americans seemed to confuse standard of living…
— Trevanian
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It is not irritating to be where one is. It is only irritating to think one would like to be somewhere else.
— John Cage
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They trespassed upon my thoughts. They were intruders whose knowledge of life was to me an irritating pretense, because I felt so sure they could…
— Joseph Conrad
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Being natural is simply a pose, and the most irritating pose I know.
— Oscar Wilde
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There is no more hollow feeling than to stand with your honor shattered at your feet while soaring public reputation wraps you in rewards. That's…
— Lois McMaster Bujold
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Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies,…
— Christopher Moore
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She would be quiet at first. Then she would say a word about something small, something she had noticed, and then another word, and another,…
— Amy Tan
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She realized all at once the deeper thing that bothered her, the thing that made him not just irritating but intolerable: how he kept loving…
— Ann Brashares
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It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
— Christopher Moore
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You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.
— Stephenie Meyer
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I find you irritating. (Kat) I haven’t even begun to irritate you yet. Imagine what I could do if I applied myself? (Solin) I can…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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People are basically irritating. Myself included.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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You would do well to know, Marcus, that irritating a better swordsman than yourself is a good way to end up dead.
— Raymond E. Feist
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You know, Mr. Webb, you have two commands you use with irritating frequency. 'Move' and 'Let's go.
— Robert Ludlum
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The most irritating thing about cliches, I decided, was how frequently they were true.
— Diana Gabaldon
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I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating.
— Jim Butcher
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Cecil flashed a grin. "Quite. Plus your rather irritating habit of treating your superior officers as your, ah..." Cecil paused, apparently groping again for just…
— Lois McMaster Bujold
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One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is…
— Daniel Handler
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