Ironed Quotes
23 quotes by 21 authors
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Alaska is our biggest, buggiest, boggiest state. Texas remains our largest unfrozen state. But mountainous Utah, if ironed out flat, would take up more space…
— Edward Abbey
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If humans were in fact the members of a truly social species, and if their individual differences were trifling and could be completely ironed out…
— Aldous Huxley
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Mothers Who Know Honor God They bring daughters in clean and ironed dresses with hair brushed to perfection; their sons wear white shirts and ties…
— Julie B. Beck
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I always insist on my jeans being ironed. Is that a problem?
— Jimmy Connors
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I'd love to be in the '70s. I'd love to have a big, long wig parted down the middle with flat-ironed hair and bell-bottoms. They're…
— Sarah Paulson
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On movies, you have a lot of stylists that get things too pretty. Everything gets steamed and ironed. It's just not the way we really…
— Tim Heidecker
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When my dad needed a shirt ironed, he would yell downstairs to my mother, who would drop everything and iron his shirt.
— Hope Davis
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Literature is about as unnecessarily necessarily as tableware or ironed shirts.
— Peter Bichsel
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I see no reason to have my shirts ironed. It's irrational.
— Barry Commoner
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I have cotton or flannel sheets, depending on the weather. They have to be ironed, and I get my bed changed nearly every day.
— Martha Stewart
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When my parents went off to Knoxville to work, I lived with my father's mother. She was strict - the kind who starched and ironed…
— Tina Turner
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Good-by, Good-by, world. Good-by, Grover's Corners... Mama and Papa. Good-by to clocks ticking... and Mama's sunflowers. And food and coffee. And new-ironed dresses and hot…
— Thornton Wilder
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I come home that morning, after I been fired, and stood outside my house with my new work shoes on. The shoes my mama paid…
— Kathryn Stockett
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Jane was wearing a charcoal shift dress. The black dipped into a love V accented with a large black chiffon bow. A layer of delicate…
— Lauren Conrad
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...she starched and ironed her face, forming it into just what people wanted to see...
— Zora Neale Hurston
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Oh! captive, bound, and double-ironed," cried the phantom, "not to know, that ages of incessant labour, by immortal creatures, for this earth must pass into…
— Charles Dickens
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Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat.
— Mark Twain
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I had never ironed anything in my life. The proper pressing of a shirt was a mystery of the universe akin to black holes and…
— Lisa Kleypas
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When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the…
— Janet Evanovich
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She already got the blue dress on I ironed this morning, the one with sixty-five pleats on the waist, so tiny I got to squint…
— Kathryn Stockett
Who Wrote These Ironed Quotes
21 authors contributed a total of 23 Ironed Quotes as follows: