Insane Quotes

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If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would… — Jimmy Buffett
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain, too much love drives a man insane. You broke my will, but what a thrill. Goodness… — Jerry Lee Lewis
If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really… — Jack Handey
I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, "You know what will save the world? You're holding… — Jack Handey
Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I… — Jack Handey
But we are all insane, anyway. Note the mountain-climbers. — Mark Twain
Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the… — Mark Twain
...we all know that in all matters of mere opinion that [every] man is insane-just as insane as we are...we know exactly where to put… — Mark Twain
When commenting on the turmoil and disorder of the world, If the other planets are inhabited, they must be using this earth as their insane… — George Bernard Shaw
Insanity is the only sane reaction to an insane society. — Thomas Szasz
A vile beastly rottenheaded foolbegotten brazenthroated pernicous piggish screaming, tearing, roaring, perplexing, splitmecrackle crashmecriggle insane ass of a woman is practising howling below-stairs with a… — Edward Lear
It is possible to lead astray an entire generation, to strike it blind, to drive it insane, to direct it towards a false goal. Napoleon… — Alexander Herzen
Thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the 21st century. — Unknown Author
It is almost better to be an impulse shirt-buyer than an impulse shoe-buyer. I have worn shirts that made people think I was a retired… — Clive James
Girls are trained to say, â€˜I wrote this, but itâ€™s probably really stupid.â€™ Well, no, you wouldnâ€™t write a novel if you thought it was… — Lena Dunham
The insane asylum on Blackwellâ€™s Island is a human rat-trap. It is easy to get in, but once there it is impossible to get out. — Nellie Bly
But here let me say one thing: From the moment I entered the insane ward on the Island, I made no attempt to keep up… — Nellie Bly
I had never been near insane persons before in my life, and had not the faintest idea of what their actions were like — Nellie Bly
The courage of New England was the courage of conscience. It did not rise to that insane and awful passion, the love of war for… — Rufus Choate
The insane do not share the normal prejudice in favor of external reality. — Norman O. Brown

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