Incompetent Quotes

146 Incompetent quotes by 123 unique authors

He (Intellectuals) claims that label to compensate for his own inadequacies. It's as old as that saying: tell me what you boast of and I'll… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
You missed with me so close? What? You failed your assassin training classes? Did you even bother to show up? Or are you just that… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Cyrus Pembridge, the Never Landâ€™s captain, was widely regarded as the most incompetent man to comman a ship since the formation of water. â€œWho in… — Dave Barry
Our favourite item was the balcony that overlooked the sea because it had an awning that you lowered by pressing an electric switch. The switch… — Douglas Adams
Absolutely not. I'm an expert in procrastination, but the last thing I want you to think is that I'm incompetent, too. Because I'm actually pretty… — Nicholas Sparks
I've read your summary." "And?" "It's not incompetent." Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. "Did you expect it to… — Ilona Andrews
Kissing Mother Superior, incompetent, hairball, poppy seeds, on the can. — Jennifer Egan
I wish the stage were as narrow as the wire of a tighrope dancer so that no incompetent would dare step upon it. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Plague might be a social incompetent, but he was unquestionably a genius. — Steig Larsson
An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher. The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity, and… — John Gardner
Adina appealed to the sky. "We asked for rescue and you sent us incompetent rockstar pirates with a broken ship and perfect abs?" "Thank you,… — Libba Bray
Obviously somebody had been appallingly incompetent and he hoped to God it wasn't him. — Douglas Adams
He was, he would be the first to admit, a coward, an incompetent, and not even very good at being a failure. — Terry Pratchett
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. — Laurence J. Peter
An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher. — John W. Gardner
Cosmic evolution may teach us how the good and evil tendencies of man may have come about; but, in itself, it is incompetent to furnish… — Thomas Huxley
What children don't understand, and can't understand until they grow up some, is how much the whole fabric and process of human society depends on… — Ursula K. Le Guin
There is a collective as well as an individual humor inclining peoples to sadness or cheerfulness, making them see things in bright or somber lights.… — Emile Durkheim
President Obama is a gifted politician. He is gifted with rhetoric virtuosity. He is gifted with the ability to lie directly to camera without blinking.… — Ben Shapiro
I was already, I think, at the age of 18, showing signs of being incompetent in the lab. — Peter Higgs

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