I Once Made Quotes
- I once made the mistake of writing a story with David Corbett. The man smoked me. He can delineate the character and personality of an… — Luis Alberto Urrea
- I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. — Garry Shandling
- When about fifteen I once made a great scandal by taking out my knife in prayer meeting and assaulting a young man who, while I… — Simon Newcomb
- I once made a check of all books in my fourth-grade classroom. Of the slightly more than six hundred books, almost one quarter had been… — Jonathan Kozol
- I once made the mistake of going for a whole row of false eyelashes, which was just wrong as it gave me a sad, puppy-eyed… — Sienna Miller
- I once made myself black out by pulling G too quickly while flying an F-18. Being unconscious in a single-seat airplane is not good. Fortunately,… — Chris Hadfield
- I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle. — Dan Whitney
- I treasure my errors because they will always give me a reference to the mistakes that I once made and how unpleasant they felt. Thus… — Frank Matobo
- Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes… — David Duchovny
- I once made a Palm tree joke it's now out of date. — Nikhil Saluja