I Bought Her Quotes
- I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade class I had a crush… — Steve Carell
- She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So… — Red Skelton
- My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. — Jay London
- My wife told me she wanted something with lots of diamonds, I bought her a deck of cards — Green Monk
- So Finnally I Bought Her An Ipod And Caught Her Stealing My Music So I Tied Her Arms And Legs To The Bed And Set… — Eminem