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• You know, there's a moment when you're famous when it's unbearable to go out because you're too famous. And then there's a…
• Reviews for someone like me come in three packages. One is justifiable praise, the second is justifiable criticism, and the third is,…
• I'm 48. For a while after 'The Jerk' (movie) I had a feeling of failure. I was a little scared. First people…
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
• You know, you're really nobody in L.A. unless you live in a house with a really big door
• Halle Berry is here, whose win last year broke down barriers for unbelievably hot women.
• The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I…
• 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but…

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