How Funny Quotes
28 quotes by 26 authors
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Listen - life is really going on, right now, around us. Do you see it? Sometimes I lose it but if I sit still and…
— Robin Morgan
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I have been called Taylor Lautner a few time which I'm quite happy about. You only have to look at us to see how funny…
— Robert Pattinson
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It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look…
— Alice Greczyn
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There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.
— Vanessa Bayer
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How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny,…
— Greg Gutfeld
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We are basically storytellers, descendants of the old men who sat around the fire and told us legends, fairytales, exploits, or maybe just how funny…
— Sol Saks
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Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.
— Pete Wentz
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I wanted to see how funny I could be without making the choice that every 10 minutes something big and visual had to happen.
— Judd Apatow
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I realized two things from an early age - I was insane and had some kind of comedic thing going on. My brain was wired…
— Aubrey Plaza
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I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on…
— Jo Brand
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Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn't matter how funny you are and how well you…
— Billy Gardell
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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever…
— Zach Galifianakis
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I swear and it comes off a little angry, no matter how funny I'm trying to do it. If I use certain words with a…
— John C. Reilly
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Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and what now your…
— Lorrie Moore
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Somebody had tipped the American continent like a pinball machine and all the goofballs had come rolling to LA in the southwest corner. I cried…
— Jack Kerouac
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I'm no use to anybody,' I say. 'I'm a cérébrale, can't you see that?' Thinking how funny a book would be, called 'Just a Cérébrale…
— Jean Rhys
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He would say, "How funny it will all seem, all you've gone through, when I'm not here anymore, when you no longer feel my arms…
— Arthur Rimbaud
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How funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally.
— Simone Elkeles
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I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality…
— John Badham
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WHEN YOU GOING THROUGH SOMETHING YOU CANT SEE HOW FUNNY ITS GONNA BE LATER SO LAUGH NOW!!
— LEONARD PAUL ROSE
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