Houlihan Quotes
- If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
- Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
- Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I like the taste.… — Dodgeball
- It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
- Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
- Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball
- If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it into submission, that's the only way. -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball