Hotline Quotes

13 quotes by 10 authors

Welcome to the psychiatric hotline: if you are obsessive compulsive press one repeatedly. If you are schizophrenic listen closely and a little voice will tell… — Barbara Oakley
Poems are a hotline to our hearts, and we forget this emotional power at our peril — Andrew Motion
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times. — Randy Glasbergen
I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I… — Kirstie Alley
Fine. Letâ€™s begin with something even you canâ€™t screw up.â€ â€“ Death â€œWay to build up my crappy confidence there. You should volunteer for the… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hello is this suicide hotline? No you must have the wrong number this is SearchQuotes Oh sorry! No problem .... what are you wearing? — Both Right And Left
I got a hotline, you can call for the herb, Mathematics with a addicts, you can call me a nerd, I don't get money nigga,… — Ya Boy
Now I'm on the hotline, Over here lustin' for you, you, — Pretty Ricky
Let's have a little phone sex baby, on the hotline. — Pretty Ricky
Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses. I told him to quit bitchin' and this isn't a fuckin' hotline. — Tyler The Creator
Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses, I told him to quit bitchin', this isnt a fuckin' hotline — Tyler The Creator
Jesus called, he said hes sick of the disses. I told him to quit bitchin, this isnt a f-ckin hotline. For a f-ckin shrink, sheesh… — Tyler The Creator
I must say, I almost gave up the concept of finding real psychic advice online. Thank you Voodoo Psychic. For guiding me through my divorce.… — Jane1002

Who Wrote These Hotline Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 13 Hotline Quotes as follows: