Hookup Quotes
- My space chums think my unique hookup with humanity could be evolution's awkward attempt to jump-start itself up again. They're thinking just maybe, going crazy… — Lily Tomlin
- Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question. — Tucker Max
- Love...who needed love? As long as she had her books and her friends and an occasional hookup, she was perfectly content. — Lauren Conrad
- The girls I fantasized about tryna hookup too. Niggas seven feet, telling me Im who they look up to. — Big Sean
- Dude on my flight is watching Men in Black 3, watching with no sound & pretending its a Hitch sequel bout Hitch trying hookup an… — Aziz Ansari
- When you tell your friend who your crush is, and then they go and hookup with that person... — Jazmin Garcia
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. — Nikhil Saluja