Hooking Quotes

38 quotes by 37 authors

Ok people so here it is. I like girls no I love girls. I admit it I like girls more than boys. Like come on… — Fading_scars
Dear Math, I liked you so much more before you and the alphabet started hooking up. Sincerely, everyone. — Khat Leen
I want to take some jams and really concentrate on hooking up with Page because, since he's the only one not next to me, and… — Mike Gordon
Lately Fish and I have been hooking up more, which is a good thing because it's just been a struggle for me as a bass… — Mike Gordon
If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's life, I have two things… — Nick Dipaolo
Happy Birthday to Steph. You're a ho with big breasts. So take the night off from hooking, if you smell what The Rock is cooking! — The Rock
Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.. which is a thin-ugly-chick .. and um, lovin life. — Jersey Shore
Relationships are just too hard. Hooking up with boys is so much easier. — Brooke Davis
The only reason I went for stephen was because he was hooking up with lauren and I couldnt have him anymore. So I was like… — Kristin Cavallari
Deena could possibly be fulfilling some of her deep down fantasies for Ronnie by hooking up with the Ronnie look-a-like. — The Situation
This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion… — Futurama
If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she… — Gretchen
You're good at hooking up, but you suck at love. — Simple Plan
Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up. — Pauly D
Everyone thinks that everyone is sleeping with everyone. We spend every minute of every day together, and when were finished, we all go out to… — Lea Michele
When your record sells 50,000 or 60,000 copies, you're hooking up with bigger women in, like, southern Ohio. Then, 10 million, 15 million, when the… — Kid Rock
Dear math , I liked you a whole lot more before you and the alphabet started hooking up Sincerely, All students. — Xuan Ta
I am trying to forget my EX, so I am hooking up fast, with my new love !! — Glen Rambharack

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