His Shorts Quotes
- It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is… — Ted Knight
- Fabregas literally carries 10 yards of space around in his shorts. — Ray Wilkins
- Veggard Heggem, my word, he must have a Yamaha down his shorts. — Terry Butcher
- The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts. — Woody Allen
- Change his mind. Tell him you're sorry you grilled his shorts." That you're sorry you've got ice running through your veins . — C.C. Hunter
- You told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill. — C.C. Hunter
- That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles and his hands… — Brian Zilinek