His Secretary Quotes
- Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. — Barry Humphries
- Rock Hudson let his gay agent marry him off to his secretary because he didn't want people to get the right idea. — Anthony Perkins
- I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine. — Barry Goldwater
- It's really a question of fairness and what kind of country we're going to live in. There are 22,000 people making over $1 million. They're… — David Plouffe
- The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to… — Terry Pratchett
- The president of the United States and his secretary of state were made honorary Hebrews. — Julius Streicher
- In fact, I really didn't get enthused about his Secretary of State race until I attended a couple of his rallies and found out there… — Birch Bayh
- When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary; When he has money, his secretary becomes wife. Man O Man! — Irfan Khan
- Aasking a billionaire to pay at least as much as his secretary in taxes? Most Americans would call that common sense. — Barack Obama