His Oldest Quotes
- Bob Altman got nothing from the TV series 'M*A*S*H,' and the royalties for the theme song went to his oldest son, Michael, who wrote it… — Mitchell Zuckoff
- Jose Palacios, his oldest servant, found him floating naked with his eyes open in the purifying waters of his bath and thought he had drowned. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
- Will he get a place for his oldest boy? He can not. His girl? Why, the Chinaman is in her place too! — Denis Kearney