His Moustache Quotes
- Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt. — Rudyard Kipling
- Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes… — Lisa Lampanelli
- The train is roaring toward you and the villain is twirling his moustache and you're fussing that he's tied you to the tracks with the… — Robin McKinley