His Mom Quotes

41 quotes by 36 authors

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then… — Roseanne Barr
His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And...although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive. Your dad passed.… — Joe Biden
Koko B. Ware â€¦ his momâ€™s first name was Tupper. — Bobby Heenan
Some will remember an image of a fire or story or rescue. Some will carry memories of a face and a voice gone forever. And… — George W. Bush
The only way Iâ€™d ever recruit a white quarterback to play for me is if his mom and daddy would both have to be black,… — Barry Switzer
For a kid who's lost his mom and all the rage and grief that no one was able to talk out of me, football was… — Jon Hamm
Did you hear 'bout Ticklish Tom? He got tickled by his mom. Wiggled and giggled and fell on the floor, . . . . And… — Shel Silverstein
There is always a fear that iâ€™ll be in Europe somewhere, and this little blue-eyed kid would come over to me with his mom and… — Caleb Followill
Did Superman really want to save the world, or did he just feel like he had to? Would he much rather be a farmer? Maybe.… — Gerard Way
Of course, sweetie," his mom said. "We'll be here all day. You just come down whenever you want and we love you and you're so… — John Green
I guessed his name was Face of Horror. I wondered how long it had taken his mom to think of that. Bob? No. Sam? No.… — Rick Riordan
Sway says youâ€™ve been taking really good care of him for me. (Claria) Well, his mom did a great job housebreaking him, so he doesnâ€™t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Sunny, tell me truthfully, what are your intentions toward Talon? (Selena) What are you? His mom? I promise Iâ€™ll respect him in the morning. (Sunshine) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his… — Michael Buckley
His mom always said that trust was something you earned. And it wasn't something you gave easy. Too often, it was a tool your enemies… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I don't know what I'm supposed to do now. I know other people have it a lot worse. I do know that, but it's crashing… — Stephen Chbosky
He wished he was with his mom in her library, where everything was safe and numbered and organized by the Dewey decimal system. Ben wished… — Brian Selznick
-there was something in her, something that was...pure horror. Everything you were supposed to watch out for. Heights, fire, shards of glass, snakes, Everything that… — John Ajvide Lindqvist
I think on my next birthday, I'm going to buy her a present. I think that should be the tradition. The kid gets gifts from… — Stephen Chbosky
Youâ€™re joining us for dinner, I hope?â€ asked his mom. She was small and brunette and vaguely mousy. â€œI guess?â€ I said. â€œI have to… — John Green

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