His Mom Quotes
41 quotes by 36 authors
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then…
— Roseanne Barr
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His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And...although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive. Your dad passed.…
— Joe Biden
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
— Bobby Heenan
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Some will remember an image of a fire or story or rescue. Some will carry memories of a face and a voice gone forever. And…
— George W. Bush
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The only way I’d ever recruit a white quarterback to play for me is if his mom and daddy would both have to be black,…
— Barry Switzer
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For a kid who's lost his mom and all the rage and grief that no one was able to talk out of me, football was…
— Jon Hamm
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Did you hear 'bout Ticklish Tom? He got tickled by his mom. Wiggled and giggled and fell on the floor, . . . . And…
— Shel Silverstein
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There is always a fear that i’ll be in Europe somewhere, and this little blue-eyed kid would come over to me with his mom and…
— Caleb Followill
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Did Superman really want to save the world, or did he just feel like he had to? Would he much rather be a farmer? Maybe.…
— Gerard Way
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Of course, sweetie," his mom said. "We'll be here all day. You just come down whenever you want and we love you and you're so…
— John Green
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I guessed his name was Face of Horror. I wondered how long it had taken his mom to think of that. Bob? No. Sam? No.…
— Rick Riordan
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Sway says you’ve been taking really good care of him for me. (Claria) Well, his mom did a great job housebreaking him, so he doesn’t…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Sunny, tell me truthfully, what are your intentions toward Talon? (Selena) What are you? His mom? I promise I’ll respect him in the morning. (Sunshine)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his…
— Michael Buckley
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His mom always said that trust was something you earned. And it wasn't something you gave easy. Too often, it was a tool your enemies…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I don't know what I'm supposed to do now. I know other people have it a lot worse. I do know that, but it's crashing…
— Stephen Chbosky
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He wished he was with his mom in her library, where everything was safe and numbered and organized by the Dewey decimal system. Ben wished…
— Brian Selznick
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-there was something in her, something that was...pure horror. Everything you were supposed to watch out for. Heights, fire, shards of glass, snakes, Everything that…
— John Ajvide Lindqvist
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I think on my next birthday, I'm going to buy her a present. I think that should be the tradition. The kid gets gifts from…
— Stephen Chbosky
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You’re joining us for dinner, I hope?†asked his mom. She was small and brunette and vaguely mousy. “I guess?†I said. “I have to…
— John Green
Who Wrote These His Mom Quotes
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