His Funeral Quotes
- More knowledge may be gained of a man's real character by a short conversation with one of his servants than from a formal and studied… — Samuel Johnson
- Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine. — Daniel Nielsen
- No matter how great a man is, the size of his funeral usually depends on the weather. — Rosemary Clooney
- If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral. — George Burns
- Low on his funeral couch he lies! — Thomas Gray
- Inarticulate wretches have been behind most of the major advances in civilization. If Vincent Van Gogh had been able to get on with his neighbours,… — Declan Lynch
- The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead. — Samuel Goldwyn
- Ranger picked up and there was a moment of silence as if he was sensing me at the other end, taking my body temperature and… — Janet Evanovich
- There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral. — Rachel Vincent
- The most important thing I learned [...] was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in… — Gavin Extence
- Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do. Mable 'Madea' Simmons:… — Madea
- 2/3 Blood was everywhere. My farther went in the ambulance. I went to my cousins house with of course my brother and sister. I was… — Jasmine
- He came to the States in 1963, I think with a view to making up with my mother, but that didn't work. He came for… — Frank McCourt
- I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it!.. — Mark Twain
- A Girl Wanted a Ring .. But the Boy Gave a Teddy Bear Instead.. In Anger The Girl Threw The Bear On The Road.. The… — Ritu Ghatourey