His Ex Quotes

16 quotes by 14 authors

To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like a plastic doll… — Peter Jackson
Other than his ex-wife and despite appearances with a series of cultivated blondes, Edward de Bono has never publicly aligned himself with a woman. 'Iâ€™m… — Antonella Gambotto-Burke
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. — Shelley Winters
I texted this guy and I said it was his ex girlfriend even though I never dated him. He won't really talk to me and… — Cowgirl_Haley
A line said by a simple boy to his ex-girlfriend:-i didn't express my love as you want, in your view may I failed but I… — Abhisek Thapa
Soo u guys I need advice from anyone... will soo theres this guy who I like an he likes me back soo like a few… — Vilma
Its terrible when you know you broke up with him out of nowhere for no reason and he thinks you cheated on him, and he… — Arcine Arciniegas
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Nigga, get money today, get some more tomorrow. 745 today, Benz Coupe tomorrow. Nigga, play with me today he'll read about his ex tomorrow. '07… — Rocko
No man should wear his ex-girlfriends jeans. — Amy Angelowicz
I hate it when this guy u have a crush on and starts talking about his ex CANT U SEE I LOVE U — 13 Yearold
Don't cry cos u are better than his ex and his next — Sniper Alpacino
Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget. — Ritu Ghatourey
Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top'' = (top goal… — Sniper Alpacino
My Boyfriend Is Not Allowed To watch Animal Planet, he might see his ex. — Leticia Navarro

Who Wrote These His Ex Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 16 His Ex Quotes as follows: