His Dog Quotes

49 quotes by 44 authors

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at… — Albert Brooks
Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt… — Brian Clough
If man were relieved of all superstition, and all prejudice, and had replaced these with a keen sensitivity to his real environment, and moreover had… — Robert Breault
I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with… — Frank A. Clark
It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food. — Bam Bam Bigelow
In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. — George Graham Vest
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives? — Bill Maher
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by… — George Bernard Shaw
No breeder is above catering to intelligent praise of his dog. — Albert Payson Terhune
A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog. — Charles Doran
To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits. — Ogden Nash
The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful… — George Graham Vest
He will hold thee, when his passion shall have spent its novel force, Something better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse. — Alfred Lord Tennyson
He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things. — Honore de Balzac
A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder. — A. R. Gurney
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider… — Jay Leno
A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction. — Bill Gaede
One evening at Chequers the film was Oliver Twist. Rufus, as usual, had the best seat in the house, on his master's lap. At the… — Winston Churchill
A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard… — Stanley Coren

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