His Dick Quotes

14 quotes by 14 authors

Being homosexual or bisexual isnt disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out… — Ream
That Awkward Moment When A Nigga Gets Caught Masturbating By His BabyMama. He Doesn't Know What To Hide First, His Dick Or The Baby's Vaseline — Oupa
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. He said, Excuse me ladies, just doing my… — Broken Soul
The hot dog was invented in 1903 by Jonathan Hotdog when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his dick-shaper machine. — Green Monk
Aint that about a bitch this nigga on his own his dick. They say I'm like the human body I produce my own shit. And… — J. Cole
He can snort line with his dick and won't cum dope. — Joe Budden
G-string make his dick stand. — Trina
A fucking lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick. — Insane Clown Posse
Its so many memories with Dirk McGirt . . . he loved women, nahmean? So he just loved to go in. One of them joints,… — Ghostface Killah
Wiz is the shit , becus hoes on his dick like glue on a stick . — Wiz Khalifa
I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his dick while he's pissing. — Immortal Technique
Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of… — Sonny Corleone
Unfortunitly it doesnt take a man to make a child, you only need his dick.. Unfortunitly theres soo many dead beat daddys that it really… — Kassie
Id kill anyone who puts his dick in the mouth that kisses me goodbye in the morning — Binkuki

Who Wrote These His Dick Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 14 His Dick Quotes as follows: