His Backside Quotes
- Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside. — Ludwig van Beethoven
- The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on… — Roald Dahl
- At 23 it was all about acting. Today it's getting my kids to school, making sure that they've done their homework. I'm in my fifties,… — Gary Oldman