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• I'd have you lot up in front of the University authorities first thing in the morning, if it wasn't for the fact…
• Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of…
• Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a…
• Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you’re going to go on about…
• What’s this here,” he said suspiciously, “about us got to give you faggots?” Oh, we have to have them,” said Newt, “We…
• You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
• Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's…
• Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many…

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