Headwaiter Quotes
- What did Jesus say to the headwaiter at the Last Supper? 'Separate checks, please.' — Edward Abbey
- There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure. — Mignon McLaughlin
- Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the… — Bob Hope
- I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" — Rod Schmidt