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• A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all… — Josh Billings
• A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin or when he sees silver he looks… — H. L. Mencken
• A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. — H. L. Mencken
• Any woman who is currently with a man is with him partly because she loves the way he smells. And if we… — Christina Hendricks
• I have these surreal moments where I’m like ‘I’m pregnant with Jake Gyllenhaal’s baby’ and ‘I’m telling Robert Pattinson that he smells… — Sarah Gadon
• John Green is a very handsome, intelligent, and wise man. He smells really weird though. — Hank Green
• This morning, Tegus welcomed me again with an arm clasp and cheek touch. I wasn't startled this time, and I breathed in… — Shannon Hale
• Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex."… — Cassandra Clare

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