He Fixes Quotes
- God doesn't break things so He can fix them; He fixes broken things so He can use them. — Bob Goff
- A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else. — Joseph H. Greenberg
- There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's just the part… — Craig Ferguson