Haruhi Quotes
- That's why I'm going to kill you and see how Haruhi Suzumiya reacts. — Nagaru Tanigawa
- Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets? -Haruhi — Bisco Hatori
- Haruhi: This story has everything but the kitchen sink in it. — Bisco Hatori
- Mom! This is Haruhi! We'll adopt her someday so don't forget! ~Hikaru and Kaoru — Bisco Hatori
- You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi — Bisco Hatori
- Haruhi: Whaddaya think I am?! The Twins: To us? Why that's obvious-- a toy! — Bisco Hatori
- Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it! — Bisco Hatori