Happened Tuesday Quotes
- Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those… — Stephen Colbert
- When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday. — Stephen Colbert
- The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday,… — Stephen Colbert