Handed Me Quotes

37 quotes by 34 authors

Ethiopia didn't just blow my mind; it opened my mind. Anyway, on our last day at this orphanage a man handed me his baby and… — Bono
I sat with him for three hours and we did not exchange a single word. At the end he handed me, as he had done… — Eva Braun
The petition of persons under eighteen, praying that I would free all slave children, and the heading of which petition it appears you wrote, was… — Abraham Lincoln
I was talking to a Zen master the other day and he said, "You shall be my disciple."I looked at him and said, "Who was… — Alan Watts
One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when… — Mitch Hedberg
One fan asked me to sign their sock -laughs- that was crazy. They just took off their shoe and handed me their sock and asked… — Miranda Cosgrove
My mother handed me my sister and turned on the television. My sister's fingers wrapped around my earlobes, and she squeezed and made a sort-of… — Danny Goodman
As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?""I wouldn't… — Jim Butcher
It was 1988, I believe, that I met Grit. We were both appearing in a Canadian Folk Festival and as we sat backstage he handed… — Tom Chapin
Yes I marked the spot in the garage..when I was back at the house on December 22. They had asked me with all of the… — John Wayne Gacy
One night I was standing on Third Avenue playing my guitar, when this big Irish policeman came strolling by, and stopped to listen to my… — Frank Stallone
The original Dean Martin Comedy Hour handed me some hysterical sketches. I've got highlights on tons of these variety shows, given to me by their… — Ruth Buzzi
Once at the White House I was asked to conduct the Drum and Bugle Corp. The man just handed me the baton and I finished… — Dom DeLuise
I showed up in L.A. with $500 and a backpack and I stayed at a shelter, so nobody handed me anything. I worked for every… — Jared Leto
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, 'Hey, sorry about the autism, but here's a step-by-step list on what… — Jenny McCarthy
The nation's government has just handed me the bill that grants us our civil rights. I am receiving it before you, certain that I am… — Evita Peron
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the… — Marlo Thomas
We sat there, not talking, for a few minutes. He ate the Moon Pie; only skinny people can scarf down junk food like that. Finally,… — Sarah Dessen
The only way I can pay back for what fate and society have handed me is to try, in minor totally useless ways, to make… — Martha Gellhorn
By 2003, every fool was getting into real estate. The checkout girl at my local supermarket handed me her newly printed real estate agent business… — Robert Kiyosaki

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