Hand Grenade Quotes

14 quotes by 13 authors

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more-no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count,… — Michael Palin
Right away I thought I'd been hit by a hand grenade ... her (Joni Mitchells') voice, those words ... she nailed me to the back… — David Crosby
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think… — Jack Handey
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day. — Brendan Behan
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown… — Christopher Moore
(At the back of the cave, Phoebe placed her hand against one of the stones where a spring release opened an elevator door. Chris gave… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I swallowed a hand grenade that never stops exploding. — Jeffrey McDaniel
Two hundred Romans, and no oneâ€™s got a pen? Never mind!" He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There… — Rick Riordan
Alternatively you can twist the cylinder round twice clockwise; that turns it into a hand grenade. Five-second fuse. I tested it on one of my… — Anthony Horowitz
Oh-do be careful with that! That's my Buddha hand grenade. Twist the head twice and throw it and anyone within ten yards can say their… — Anthony Horowitz
You are my hand grenade, my artillery fire. You have replaced my heart with yourself. — Paullina Simons
People are talking of his susceptibility to the rising delivery, but let me tell you that when you are out of form, every ball looks… — David Gower
Simply put, Love is like a hand-grenade. If you don't throw it away from you as fast as you pull the pin, there is a… — Matt V
That dogs as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrrel of oat meal. — Foghorn Leghorn

Who Wrote These Hand Grenade Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 14 Hand Grenade Quotes as follows: