Ham Sandwich Quotes

6 quotes by 6 authors

• Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. — Jack Benny
• God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and… — Cynthia Rylant
• If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need coffee, sex, traffic,… — Kate White
• A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted. — Sol Wachtler
• Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to. — Chuck Robb
• Spending $1 for a brand new house would feel very, very good. Spending $1,000 for a ham sandwich would feel very, very bad. Spending $19,000… — Jeffrey Kluger

Who Wrote These Ham Sandwich Quotes

6 authors contributed a total of 6 Ham Sandwich Quotes as follows:

• 1 Ham Sandwich Quote by Jack Benny
• 1 Ham Sandwich Quote by Cynthia Rylant
• 1 Ham Sandwich Quote by Kate White
• 1 Ham Sandwich Quote by Sol Wachtler
• 1 Ham Sandwich Quote by Chuck Robb
• 1 Ham Sandwich Quote by Jeffrey Kluger