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• I'd have you lot up in front of the University authorities first thing in the morning, if it wasn't for the fact…
• Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of…
• Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you’re going to go on about…
• You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
• Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a…
• Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire'…
• After a while, another voice said: One, two, three, four- And the universe came into being. It was wrong to call it…
• Whatever happens, they say afterwards, it must have been fate. People are always a little confused about this, as they are in…

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