Halal Quotes
- Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay. — Stephen Colbert
- Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal. — Stephen Colbert
- I really like Halal food. — Hannibal Buress
- Allah talah has already written ur destiny.... ur life partner is somewer around the world. u will get him at right time. :) — Samreen's