Guy Says Quotes
25 quotes by 22 authors
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The best motivating is self-motivating. The guy says, "I wish someone would come by and turn me on. "What if they don't show up? You've…
— Jim Rohn
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When the guy says go, you start to suffer - or you might as well not be out there. It's a small piece of your…
— Aaron Cox
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This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"
— Judy Tenuta
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Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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You know the actor John Garfield? In one movie he walked up to this train station, the ticket booth, and the guy says, 'Yes, where…
— Wayne Shorter
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Everything that a guy says once, you have to say five times.
— Bjork
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Human beings are like detectives. They love a mystery. They love going where the mystery pulls them. What we don't like is a mystery that's…
— David
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When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make…
— Joy Browne
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This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn…
— Woody Allen
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This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be…
— Holly Black
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It only takes one mistake,' the Dan Banyan guy says, 'and nothing else you ever do will matter.' With his empty hand, he takes one…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Tobin," Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk…
— John Green
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When a guy says,'I'll call you,' and he doesn't say when-that means he won't call you." Kit pulled his phone out of his pocket and…
— Sarah Rees Brennan
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The guy says, "When you work where I work, by the time you get home, it's late. You've got to have a bite to eat,…
— Jim Rohn
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The best motivation is self-motivation. The guy says, I wish someone would come by and turn me on. What if they don't show up? You've…
— Jim Rohn
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So many girls fall in love with the wrong guy, simply because the wrong guy says all the right things.
— Broken_soul
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I hate when a guy says if you love me...... It really makes me mad
— Cassandra Crosby
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People came up: 'I thought you were 6 ft tall.' I'm average height - 5 ft 8 ins, skinny blonde. One guy says to me…
— Julia Roberts
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The most sweetest word a guy says infront of a girl in the presence of his friends is THAT MA GIRL.
— Scratch
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You need to stop with your mouth moving she says guy says why? cause everytime that thing moves its more and more lies.
— Kevin_978
Who Wrote These Guy Says Quotes
22 authors contributed a total of 25 Guy Says Quotes as follows: