Guy Asked Quotes

12 quotes by 10 authors

I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him backstage after she… — Janis Joplin
On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't, he… — Paul Merton
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham
I went to these mixers, you know, where you're supposed to meet people. And sure enough, some guy asked me for my phone number. but… — Marcia Wallace
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? — Steven Wright
You want me to give her a key?" the guy asked. "I want you to give her a possibility," she told him, looking at my… — Sarah Dessen
Who wants to kill you?â€ the guy asked. He was still looking over his shoulder, but his expression was puzzled. â€œThereâ€™s nobody there,â€ the girlfriend… — Becca Fitzpatrick
A guy asked a girl in a library:Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice: I DON'T WANT… — Tania Rajput
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. Dude, he told a friend, I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming… — Celeste Hartman
Some guy asked me if I was on TV, and I said yes, and he threw his drink at me. I was recognized, but my… — Eliza Dushku

Who Wrote These Guy Asked Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 12 Guy Asked Quotes as follows: