Guy Asked Quotes
12 quotes by 10 authors
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I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him backstage after she…
— Janis Joplin
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On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't, he…
— Paul Merton
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
— Bo Burnham
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I went to these mixers, you know, where you're supposed to meet people. And sure enough, some guy asked me for my phone number. but…
— Marcia Wallace
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I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
— Steven Wright
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You want me to give her a key?" the guy asked. "I want you to give her a possibility," she told him, looking at my…
— Sarah Dessen
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Who wants to kill you?†the guy asked. He was still looking over his shoulder, but his expression was puzzled. “There’s nobody there,†the girlfriend…
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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A guy asked a girl in a library:Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice: I DON'T WANT…
— Tania Rajput
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This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. Dude, he told a friend, I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming…
— Celeste Hartman
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Some guy asked me if I was on TV, and I said yes, and he threw his drink at me. I was recognized, but my…
— Eliza Dushku
Who Wrote These Guy Asked Quotes
10 authors contributed a total of 12 Guy Asked Quotes as follows: