Groin Quotes

37 quotes by 36 authors

I don't know what he has. A pulled groin. A hip flexor. I don't know. A pulled something. I never pulled anything. You can't pull… — Bruce Coslet
If your opponent is at a distance, kick him in the groin. If he gets close, poke him in the eyes, bring up your knee,… — Bruce Lee
Guitar is for the head, drums are for the chest, but bass gets you in the groin — Suzi Quatro
Everybody underestimates the kick to the groin. — Bas Rutten
I am happy to be a regional writer. My region is the American West, old Mexico, West Virginia, New York, Europe, Australia, the human heart,… — Edward Abbey
I had a very bad torn groin, my abdomen right through my legs. I was finding it really hard to get in the ring and… — Owen Hart
If you want to hit a man in the chest, aim for his groin. — Bat Masterson
Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when oneâ€™s groin greets… — C.D. Payne
One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real… — Zach Braff
See, I donâ€™t expect to win a prize for stoic control and dignity at mourning time. Death deserve tantrums. Beating back shocked indignation, kicks in… — Ruby Dee
I've never found kicks to the groin particularly funny, although recent work in the genre of the buddy movie suggests audience research must prove me… — Roger Ebert
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. — Rita Rudner
But there's a juicy artery in your groin," he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide.… — Charlaine Harris
Humankind is innocent, loving, and creative, you dig? It's the bureaucracies that create the evil, that make Honor and Community impossible, and it's the kids… — Paul Goodman
He looked at my lips. I suddenly found myself wanting to lick his. 'Yes,' he replied, his eyes going molten. My breath caught in my… — Katie MacAlister
I guess since the groin is the center of a guy's world, he rarely guesses it isn't the center of yours. — Lilith Saintcrow
You okay? (Grace) Oh, yeah. Iâ€™m just fine considering the fact Iâ€™ve walked through burning fires that hurt less than my groin does right now.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
A child, thought Carl, is not the only result of childbirth. A mother, too, is born. You see them every day--nondescript women with a bulge… — Joshua Ferris
Who hit you?" "Why, so you can go beat him up?" "One of the fringe benefits of being my human servant is my protection." "I… — Laurell K. Hamilton
CPR dummy looked like him and had clearly been stabbed. Repeatedly. In the groin. He thought she might have used the dummy for target practice,… — Gena Showalter

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