Grapefruit Quotes

23 quotes by 19 authors

I am a grateful... grapefruit. — Bjork
Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be… — Hunter S. Thompson
I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it… — Hunter S. Thompson
I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds. — Vince McMahon
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. — Douglas Adams
Hollywood's a great place to live... if you're a grapefruit. — Rod Serling
Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates… — Tae Yun Kim
If I filled the Earth with blueberries, I would have the same number as atoms in a grapefruit. — Jonathan Bergmann
I got balls the size of grapefruits! — Vince McMahon
A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it. — Oscar Wilde
I'm being hypocritical because I have a Twitter, but I try to not talk about things like, 'Oh, I had a grapefruit this morning and… — Zoey Deutch
With our lives and food chain set up to make us fat - I mean, you can't drive down any highway in America and find… — David Zinczenko
If I'm in Italy, I'm going to have a cappuccino and two small brioches and then a mix of orange and grapefruit. I don't drink… — Christian Louboutin
As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings. — Hattie McDaniel
Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside,… — Douglas Adams
By God, I could make myself bring her that economically halved grapefruit, that sugarless breakfast. — Vladimir Nabokov
Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone… — Chelsea Handler
Â«Â He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast Lord style.Â — Ilona Andrews
This is unexpected... like squirt from aggressive grapefruit. — Earl Derr Biggers
In L.A., I get a meal delivery service called Diet Designs. I like a nice butter lettuce salad with some avocado, fresh grapefruit, shredded chicken… — Fergie

Who Wrote These Grapefruit Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 23 Grapefruit Quotes as follows: