Got Divorced Quotes

27 quotes by 26 authors

I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire. — Bobby Hull
...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties. — Louis C. K.
When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up. — Rodney Dangerfield
I get an abundance of e-mail every day, some say 'dear Richard, can you call my husband, he weighs 400 pounds...' or 'my 14-year-old is… — Richard Simmons
When I was a kid, people who got divorced were people who had no gumption. — Phil Donahue
When I was 4 my mother got divorced and we were very close to each other. I always wanted to be with her. She took… — Martina Hingis
I look back to when I got divorced in the late 1970s. When that happened, I was so broken up. After that, I decided to… — Ricky Skaggs
When I got divorced and moved into an apartment, I started keeping the TV on, just for company. — Mark Harmon
I find it disturbing that the media keeps referring to my marriage, since I got divorced in 1979. But the media never wants to let… — Bianca Jagger
My parents, last time we went to Ikea, got into a huge fight, almost got divorced. My dad accidentally put his fist through the wood.… — Jedediah Bila
The women's movement hit my neighborhood like a freight train. Everybody got divorced. You wonder what would have happened to women if the suburbs hadn't… — Susan Faludi
The last episode of Dallas was in '1991.' Unfortunately, it was a terrible episode to end the show on: it was a sort of 'It's… — Patrick Duffy
I wasn't raised super-poor, but my parents got divorced, and my mother didn't have much money. Even now if I have a cake, I'll eat… — Patrick Carney
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.' — Louis C. K.
Let's not forget, I got divorced. — Larry David
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a… — Sam Kinison
My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young, and growing up in a family where the head of the household wasn't a… — Dave Mustaine
They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window. — Suze Orman
Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else… — Sue Townsend
...I think we should find some kind of shelter; a cave or something." "I don't want to do that! What if there's like, a creature… — Libba Bray

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