Google Quotes

553 quotes by 355 authors

Every human being and every living thing and every person in the world knows that Brandon McCaw accomplished every goal in the world. If you… — Brandon Mccaw
I don't need a brain.. I have a little thing called GOOGLE. — Farahjayne809
A topless photo of Carla Bruni, the model turned current French first lady, was sold at auction Thursday for 91,000 dollars, to someone who is… — Seth Meyers
You can't UPLOAD love, you can't DOWNLOAD time, and you can't GOOGLE all the answers in life so LOG OUT to the wordly deeds just… — Dimple Andos
Brandon McCaw's Playstation 3 trophies. Go to his website on www.Brandon.com. Or Call this phone number (345)-367-987. Or buy this cd on amazon and type… — Brandon McCaw
Dear Electricity, They're just using to u so that they can turn me on Sincerely, Computer. Dear Computer, They're using u to just make a… — Arashi
Unless Your Name Is Google, Stop Acting That You Know Everything... — Pacifiersucker
Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak. — Sydney Rogers
Life without you is like; Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, and Google with no results. — Adrian Body
(Brandon's Favorite Quote) 1.) In 27 B.C., Octavian told the Senate that he had restored the republic, and he offered to resign as sole ruler… — Brandon McCaw
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. — Hussein Nishah
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!!! — Sharon
Don't like what I post ? Think I post too much? Think I get off the topic of the humanity some time? I'm annoying O_O… — Khalifa Shavez
I hate it when you type something like sunsets or cute puppies or chairs into Google and go to images and it brings up pictures… — Guardian
Can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter. — Psyche_Zeroh
Fuck drugs,I'm addicted to you. Fuck money, you're worth more. Fuck the fridge, you're cooler. Fuck diamonds, you're more beautiful. Fuck the sun, you're hotter.… — Amanda
When you Google swagg you Google me, when you Wikipedia the term swag you Wikipedia me, no credit was given to the inventer of swag… — The King Of Speech
You just got shelved Google Definition: shelved past participle, past tense of shelve (Verb) Verb Place or arrange (items, esp. books) on a shelf. — Team Nitro
I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If Google Earth were a guy couldn't find me if I was dressed up as… — Easy A
Niggas don't even go to the Doctor no more.. They go to GOOGLE! Google said these bumps on my balls will go away in 3… — MLY AB

Who Wrote These Google Quotes

355 authors contributed a total of 553 Google Quotes, led by these top contributors: