Good Excuse Quotes

31 quotes by 29 authors

I collect watches because I'm always late, and I need to know exactly how late I'm going to be - in order to come up… — Colin Hanks
She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose. — Kevin Pietersen
Progress in computer science is made with the distribution of revolutionary software systems and the publication of revolutionary books. We don't need a fancy information… — Philip Greenspun
Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obamaâ€™s deficit speech. — Jay Leno
Taking up marriage is a good excuse for taking up cursing, I think. — Nancy E. Turner
I Don't Think There's A Good Excuse For Being Unhappy. I'm Not Particularly Unhappy, But I Know What Pain Is. I think That Life Is… — Jerry Garcia
Sometimes the best gear for a climb is a good excuse. — John Sherman
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE! — Craig Benzine
There is always a perfectly good excuse, always a reason not to. The hardest freedom to win is the freedom from one's excuses. — Robert Breault
There are lots of people out there who prefer tinkering to winning - it gives them a good excuse. — Carroll Smith
I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons. — Mike Dirnt
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. — Fran Lebowitz
I was really excited to get to shave my head - it's something I'd wanted to do for a while and now I had a… — Natalie Portman
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. — Thomas Szasz
I bare my soul and you are suspicious! No, Scarlett, this is a bona fide honorable declaration. I admit that it's not in the best… — Margaret Mitchell
Of course, then you nearly crushed to death in front of my eyes. Later I thought of a perfectly good excuse for why I acted… — Stephenie Meyer
Scared isn't a good excuse. Scared is the excuse everyone has always used. — John Green
Would a minute have mattered? No, probably not, although his young son appeared to have a very accurate internal clock. Possibly even 2 minutes would… — Terry Pratchett
Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory,… — Erma Bombeck
The word â€œbusyâ€ is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all… — Greg Behrendt

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