Gomer Quotes
- I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like… — Dana Carvey
- You can't have Gomer Pyle any more driving a race car, Those days are over. You've got to have somebody that at least looks good… — Felix Sabates
- Homer da bitch is a gomer even with wizdoom all up in her guts youth and beauty rare that the fat bitch can find her… — Bonner