Golf Cart Quotes
- I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart. — Brent Musburger
- I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And… — Mac Davis
- I run like an electric golf cart. Now I look at eating as a way to feed my body and keep me younger. It's not… — Carol Alt
- I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was… — Ed Begley, Jr.
- I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs. — Delta Burke
- I learned a valuable lesson doing 'Mr. Sunshine,' which is that I didn't want to be in charge because it's too much. Being in charge… — Matthew Perry
- He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. — Mickey Mantle
- The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events.… — Jon Stewart
- Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh — Shania Twain
- Theres a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, thats fucking true. It did happen like three days ago. My ass… — T-Pain
- Your running from the cops u see a golf cart u hop in it your going the top speed the cops catch up to u… — Miguel