Goldberg Quotes

14 quotes by 13 authors

Just when you thought the mafia novel was dead, Tod Goldberg breathes new life into it. Gangsterland, the best mafia novel in years, is a… — Sara Gran
The world is changing, but I am not changing with it. There is no e-reader or Kindle in my future. My philosophy is simple: Certain… — Joe Queenan
Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to… — Zach Braff
I want my grandchildren to look like my grandparents. I don't want them to look like Anwar Sadat or Foo Man Chu or Whoopi Goldberg. — Jared Taylor
I'd have a sex scene with Whoopi Goldberg or Star Jones. — Method Man
I started NetSuite. NetSuite was my idea. I called up Evan Goldberg and said, 'We're going to do ERP on the Internet, software-as-a-service.' Six months… — Larry Ellison
Windows 95 is what Rube Goldberg would have designed if he'd studied cartooning at M.I.T. — Russell Baker
You have a pet theory, one you have been turning over for years, that life itself is a kind of Rube Goldberg device, an extremely… — Kevin Brockmeier
A Rube Goldberg machine is, in its essence, a trial-and-error thing. — Adam Sadowsky
The publisher has told - you know, if these editors, Andres Martinez and Nick Goldberg, were the least bit honest about this, they would tell… — Robert Scheer
Goldberg.. Tonight I'm going to take your title, I'm going to break your streak & I'm going to be the first double champion in WCW… — Chris Jericho
A New York businessman is launching a new kosher tequila in time for Cinco de Mayo. 'Finally,' said Pablo Goldberg. — Seth Meyers
When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a picture of Whoopi… — Rudy Espinoza
The Lingerie Football League is changing their name to Legends. No more lingerie. They will play in bra and panties instead. It's a sad day… — Rudy Espinoza

Who Wrote These Goldberg Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 14 Goldberg Quotes as follows: