Goats Quotes

193 quotes by 160 authors

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. — Brendan Behan
I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make. We waste so much time making decisions based… — Sandra Bullock
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt; but… — Virginia Woolf
What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds? — Gary Larson
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. — Remedios Varo
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. — Johann Sebastian Bach
Males do not represent two discrete populations, heterosexual and homosexual. The world is not to be divided into sheeps and goats. Not all things are… — Alfred Kinsey
They whipped us like a tied up goat. — Spike Dykes
We deal five minutes with a person and their conversion and then we spend the next fifty years trying to disciple a goat into a… — Paul Washer
If poisonous minerals, and if that tree, Whose fruit threw death on else immortal us, If lecherous goats, if serpents envious Cannot be damned; alas;… — John Donne
You never have to wait long, or look far, to be reminded of how thin the line is between being a hero or a goat. — Mickey Mantle
I want to be like one of those little fainting goats that get scared and then just fall over. I want to go and go… — Dolly Parton
What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes. — Buster Keaton
I have several dogs and several cats who aren't really mine. In fact, they think that I am theirs. I'd like to have some goats… — Eric Stoltz
Goat face is a horrible insult. My face is practically perfect in every way. In fact, from now on I demand to be called Beautiful… — Daniel Bryan
As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen. Evidently, the important… — Ann Coulter
A goat does not eat into a hen's stomach no matter how friendly the two may be. — Chinua Achebe
You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes. — Malcolm Bradbury
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the… — Elton John

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