Go Figure Quotes
32 quotes by 32 authors
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids…
— Louis C. K.
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I hate the feeling of falling - I'll never jump from a plane - but I love a good roller coaster. Go figure!
— Ricki Lake
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What I’ve learned is that if you really want to be successful at something, you’ll find that you put the time in. You won’t just…
— Mark Cuban
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I'm named after a horse. My mom's best friend had a horse named Brooke, so my dad suggested 'Brooklyn' as a more formal version, and…
— Brooklyn Decker
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The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.
— Joe Teti
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Oh, I'm a ballad queen for sure... I don't dig dance stuff very much but I seem to hit the charts with it. Go figure...
— Phyllis Hyman
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Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted children; their reward…
— Richard Posner
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Success leaves clues. Go figure out what someone who was successful did, and model it. Improve it, but learn their steps. They have knowledge.
— Tony Robbins
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Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure.
— Yancy Butler
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You can't be great at everything, but you are world-class at something. Go. Figure out what that is. It's how you win.
— Josh Linkner
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The last president we had was the smartest guy anyone could remember and he did the dumbest thing anyone has ever seen in the White…
— Harry Shearer
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Every now and then you think about your life, what you would like to be, you start at Number 1 and you go down to…
— Alan Vega
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Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
— Bob Hope
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You kill three people, they call you a murderer. You kill a million people, they call you a conqueror. Go figure.
— John Lithgow
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Some people burn out, and some people like Clint Eastwood, he was a wild, international movie star in his 30s, and he's doing the best…
— Ethan Hawke
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When it comes to achieving your dreams, the excuse "I don't know where to start" is no longer valid. Between the countless self-help books available…
— Hal Elrod
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I've had some amazing people in my life. Look at my father - he came from a small fishing village of five hundred people and…
— Kiefer Sutherland
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Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of…
— Rick Riordan
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Maybe I don't like people as much as the rest of the world seems to...But occasionally, people will pleasantly surprise me and I'll fall in…
— Mark Oliver Everett
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Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts in the graveyard. Go figure.
— Nicholas Sparks
Who Wrote These Go Figure Quotes
32 authors contributed a total of 32 Go Figure Quotes, led by these top contributors: