Go Figure Quotes

32 quotes by 32 authors

• I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids… — Louis C. K.
• I hate the feeling of falling - I'll never jump from a plane - but I love a good roller coaster. Go figure! — Ricki Lake
• What I’ve learned is that if you really want to be successful at something, you’ll find that you put the time in. You won’t just… — Mark Cuban
• I'm named after a horse. My mom's best friend had a horse named Brooke, so my dad suggested 'Brooklyn' as a more formal version, and… — Brooklyn Decker
• The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure. — Joe Teti
• Oh, I'm a ballad queen for sure... I don't dig dance stuff very much but I seem to hit the charts with it. Go figure... — Phyllis Hyman
• Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted children; their reward… — Richard Posner
• Success leaves clues. Go figure out what someone who was successful did, and model it. Improve it, but learn their steps. They have knowledge. — Tony Robbins
• Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. — Yancy Butler
• You can't be great at everything, but you are world-class at something. Go. Figure out what that is. It's how you win. — Josh Linkner
• The last president we had was the smartest guy anyone could remember and he did the dumbest thing anyone has ever seen in the White… — Harry Shearer
• Every now and then you think about your life, what you would like to be, you start at Number 1 and you go down to… — Alan Vega
• Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope
• You kill three people, they call you a murderer. You kill a million people, they call you a conqueror. Go figure. — John Lithgow
• Some people burn out, and some people like Clint Eastwood, he was a wild, international movie star in his 30s, and he's doing the best… — Ethan Hawke
• When it comes to achieving your dreams, the excuse "I don't know where to start" is no longer valid. Between the countless self-help books available… — Hal Elrod
• I've had some amazing people in my life. Look at my father - he came from a small fishing village of five hundred people and… — Kiefer Sutherland
• Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of… — Rick Riordan
• Maybe I don't like people as much as the rest of the world seems to...But occasionally, people will pleasantly surprise me and I'll fall in… — Mark Oliver Everett
• Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts in the graveyard. Go figure. — Nicholas Sparks

Who Wrote These Go Figure Quotes

32 authors contributed a total of 32 Go Figure Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 1 Go Figure Quote by Jay-Z
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Charisma Inggita
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Nicole Hill
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Bill Walsh
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Glen Rambharack
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Louis C. K.
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Ricki Lake
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Mark Cuban
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Brooklyn Decker
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Joe Teti
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Phyllis Hyman
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Richard Posner
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Tony Robbins
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Yancy Butler
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Josh Linkner
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Harry Shearer
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Alan Vega
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Bob Hope
• 1 Go Figure Quote by John Lithgow
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Ethan Hawke
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Hal Elrod
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Kiefer Sutherland
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Rick Riordan
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Mark Oliver Everett
• 1 Go Figure Quote by Nicholas Sparks