Gnome Quotes

33 quotes by 26 authors

I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans. — Thom Yorke
As Mono matures, people will begin to use it to write desktop components that take advantage of all the hard work thats gone into some… — Nat Friedman
If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess Id just stand out on my lawn for a while. — Johnny Christ
Trust not in Sprites nor the motivations of a Gnome. — Jefferson Smith
She's one of those soppy girls, riddled from head to foot with whimsy. She holds the view that the stars are God's daisy chain, that… — P.G. Wodehouse
Xenophilius Lovegood," he said, extending a hand to Harry. "My daughter and I live over the hill, so kind of the Weasleys to invite us.… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I wouldn't trust Newcastle's back five to protect my garden gnomes from squirrels. — Jonathan Pearce
This really blew my mind, the fact that me, an over fed, long haired, leaping gnome, should be the star of a Hollywood movie. — Eric Burdon
All these financiers, all the little gnomes of ZÃ¼rich and the other financial centres, about whom we keep on hearing. — Harold Wilson
You don't even know the sequences to the Human-Gnome Project, you haven't come to terms with your God yet. — Canibus
OS X is sweet: it's simple and intuitive, and I think GNOME shares a lot of values with it. — Nat Friedman
Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's one reason why most humans hardly ever see them.… — Terry Pratchett
Often your 'fixes' are actually removing capabilities that you had, because they were 'too confusing to the user'. GNOME seems to be developed by interface… — Linus Torvalds
Drab Habitation of Whom? Tabernacle or Tomb - or Dome of Worm - or Porch of Gnome - or some Elf's Catacomb? — Emily Dickinson
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. — John Dobbin
As a composer and as a musician I'm a true believer - and this is not to be overly diplomatic - I'm a believer that… — Darren Criss
We cannot choose one desktop over the other - Gnome or KDE - because there's users for both code bases. — Miguel de Icaza
I remember her telling me once that rabbits were the gnomes in attendance to the Fairy Queen and that the stars were God's daisy chain.… — P.G. Wodehouse
Why are you crying?" shivered the otter. "Because I am cold!" shouted the gnome. "Then why are you shouting?" chattered the otter. "Because," yelled the… — Stephen Cosgrove
I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders. — Eoin Colfer

Who Wrote These Gnome Quotes

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