Giving Birth Quotes
101 quotes by 92 authors
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
— Carol Burnett
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
— Gracie Allen
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
— Madonna Ciccone
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No one recovers from the disease of being born, a deadly wound if there ever was one.
— Emile M. Cioran
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My mom said giving birth was the most excruciating thing she's ever gone through in her life. So...if [a cesarean] doesn't happen, I'll be like,…
— Britney Spears
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There are two types of genius; one which above all begets and wants to beget, and another which prefers being fertilized and giving birth.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the…
— Elayne Boosler
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Birth is nothing where virtue is not
— Moliere
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The moment you're born you're done for.
— Arnold Bennett
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To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient.…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of…
— Sam Keen
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Right now, after giving birth, I really understand the power of my body. I just feel my body means something completely different.
— Beyonce Knowles
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Motherhood implies from the beginning a special openness to the new person: and this is precisely the woman's 'part'. In this openness, in conceiving and…
— Pope John Paul II
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My mother won't admit it, but I've always been a disappointment to her. Deep down inside, she'll never forgive herself for giving birth to a…
— Erma Bombeck
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She feels so contented in giving birth to a child, in helping the child to grow; and that's why she does not need any other…
— Rajneesh
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Giving birth was easier than having a tattoo.
— Nicole Appleton
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I'm not scared of dyin', and I don't really care if it's peace you find in dyin'. Well then let the time be near. And…
— Laura Nyro
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Being afraid of having an endoscopy (if you're a man) and giving birth (if you're a woman).
— Paulo Coelho
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I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such…
— Jack Whitehall
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Our entire universe emerged from a point smaller than a single atom. Space itself exploded in a cosmic fire, launching the expansion of the universe…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
Who Wrote These Giving Birth Quotes
92 authors contributed a total of 101 Giving Birth Quotes, led by these top contributors: