Giving Birth Quotes

101 quotes by 92 authors

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. — Carol Burnett
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. — Gracie Allen
I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs. — Madonna Ciccone
No one recovers from the disease of being born, a deadly wound if there ever was one. — Emile M. Cioran
My mom said giving birth was the most excruciating thing she's ever gone through in her life. So...if [a cesarean] doesn't happen, I'll be like,… — Britney Spears
There are two types of genius; one which above all begets and wants to beget, and another which prefers being fertilized and giving birth. — Friedrich Nietzsche
People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the… — Elayne Boosler
Birth is nothing where virtue is not — Moliere
The moment you're born you're done for. — Arnold Bennett
To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient.… — Chuck Palahniuk
Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of… — Sam Keen
Right now, after giving birth, I really understand the power of my body. I just feel my body means something completely different. — Beyonce Knowles
Motherhood implies from the beginning a special openness to the new person: and this is precisely the woman's 'part'. In this openness, in conceiving and… — Pope John Paul II
My mother won't admit it, but I've always been a disappointment to her. Deep down inside, she'll never forgive herself for giving birth to a… — Erma Bombeck
She feels so contented in giving birth to a child, in helping the child to grow; and that's why she does not need any other… — Rajneesh
Giving birth was easier than having a tattoo. — Nicole Appleton
I'm not scared of dyin', and I don't really care if it's peace you find in dyin'. Well then let the time be near. And… — Laura Nyro
Being afraid of having an endoscopy (if you're a man) and giving birth (if you're a woman). — Paulo Coelho
I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such… — Jack Whitehall
Our entire universe emerged fromÂ a point smaller than a single atom.Â Space itself explodedÂ in a cosmic fire,Â launching the expansionÂ of the universeÂ… — Neil deGrasse Tyson

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